04/11/2011 02:57 pm ET Updated Jun 11, 2011

Joan Rivers Uses Vodka As Deodorant

Goody, goody gumdrops! Page Six got us just what we've always wanted -- beauty tips courtesy of Joan Rivers.

The fashion policewoman recently revealed to the gossip column, "I always spray my costumes with vodka and water. It's an old Broadway trick -- two-thirds water and one-third vodka, spray your armpits and you'll never smell again."

It turns out that (one of) our liquor(s)-of-choice does ostensibly make for a good odor-masker. eHow has several different recipes for the do-it-yourself deodorant -- you can either simply dab it on or boil it down with some cornstarch and beeswax and create your own stick.

Thanks, Joanie, for the tip.

Read the rest at Page Six.