04/26/2011 05:11 pm ET Updated Jun 26, 2011

Gatling Slingshot Crossbow Probably Shouldn't Exist (VIDEO)

Unsatisfied with current slingshot technologies? Looking for a way to fling eight 20mm steel balls across your backyard while still looking like Duke Nukem? YouTuberJoerg Sprave has you covered.

This dude has developed the single most intense slingshot/gatling gun/you're-gonna-lose-an-eye combo we've ever seen, and if the cardboard box he's firing at is any indicator, you probably shouldn't fire it close to any small children or decorative vases.