WOMEN
05/12/2011 02:16 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Joke: Why Women Rule the World

Eleven people - ten men and one woman - were hanging onto a rope from a helicopter after a mountain climbing rescue. Before long, the rope began to fray because of their combined weight, so they all agreed that one person should get off - but they couldn't decide which one. Finally, the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, and giving in to men, and never receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.

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