As a television personality, Stephen Colbert is constitutionally bound to show any new Anthony Weiner photos that are released. And just when we thought Andrew Breitbart's cherished photo of the embattled congressman's uncloaked crotch was the last of them, now there a photos surfacing of Weiner semi-naked, holding his camera-ready member in the Congressional gym. It never ends.
But don't worry, Colbert has a plan; a cunning plan. From this day forward it will be impossible for any lingering Weiner photos to make the news, as Colbert has out-Weinered them all.