06/14/2011 03:58 pm ET Updated Aug 14, 2011

Donald Trump Birthday: Eight Ways The Donald Can Celebrate His 65th Birthday (SLIDESHOW)

Break out the discounted movie tickets, Donald Trump is officially a senior citizen.

The Donald turned 65 today, and while he probably won't be the next President of the United States -- hey, you never know? -- by most measures, Trump leads a pretty grand life. He is constantly surrounded by luxury, stars in his own television show, travels the world, socializes with high-profile friends, has a super-hot super-model wife and even, at this ripe old age, has a full head of hair. Maybe.

So how does a man who commands media attention by eating a slice of pizza celebrate one big step toward the golden years? Here are a few possibilities: