06/16/2011 09:56 am ET Updated Aug 16, 2011

Conan Exposes Shaq Sex Tape (VIDEO)

Sex photos, sex tapes, sexts... who can keep up with all this ridiculous smut? And now Shaquille O'Neal is involved in a criminal investigation into a gang beating of a man who claimed to possess a sex tape of the NBA star. Note to Breitbart: if someone ever sends you naughty photos of Shaq, keep them to yourself.

Of course, the big question is will Shaq's alleged tape ever come to light. Fortunately, Conan O'Brien answered that question on Wednesday night's show with a resounding yes.