06/30/2011 01:18 pm ET Updated Aug 30, 2011

Worst Patriotic Products For Fourth Of July (PHOTOS)

With the Fourth of July fast-approaching, there's not a lot of time left to pick up all the patriotic whats-its and thingies you'll need to celebrate the birth of America in style. But never fear (it's un-American)! We've searched the Web and come up with a selection of the best (i.e. worst) freedom-loving items money can buy.

Grab a couple of these beauties and you'll be honoring your country like you never have before.

Strangest Fourth Of July Gifts & Products