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07/08/2011 10:04 am ET Updated Nov 15, 2011

5 Silly Childhood Rituals (That Explain Adult Behaviors)

The glory of youth is that idiocy is not only expected, it's adorable.

Even in a state of age/syphilis induced dementia, you will never again get the leeway you got as a child. A kid can hump a retarded turtle and adults will laugh like hyenas who've lost their moral compasses.

Don't believe me? Spend five minutes on Youtube.

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