Consider it the grown-up version of "Everybody Poops." Or the whimsical version of "Everybody Hurts."
YouTube star DJ has a message of hope for all of us: masturbation is normal, natural and someone is probably doing it while imagining you right now. If that isn't a pick-me-up, we don't know what is.
Be careful, though, there's a danger that certain uncomfortable images will appear in your head while watching this. Just remember, it's all normal. Very, very normal.