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08/28/2011 06:23 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

How NOT To Get A Second Date (PICTURE)

A great first date is awesome. You get home, tummy full of happy butterflies, while birds chirp merrily around your head and you think to yourself, "Hey, maybe I'll send a little text."

Nothing crazy. Just enough to show this person you're looking forward to seeing them again soon. Whatever you do, make sure you don't take any of your cues from the dude below. He's probably blown his chances -- big time.

Via Buzzfeed

FYI, here's how you can head this problem off at the pass: