09/07/2011 03:14 pm ET Updated Nov 07, 2011

Why Good Mozzarella Is So Difficult To Find In America

There are things that you can miss for many years and not know it. Some that come to mind are great sex, true love, self-esteem and real mozzarella. The first three things I managed to find by looking hard enough, in marriage and in work. But mozzarella remains the most elusive.

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