09/20/2011 01:12 pm ET Updated Nov 20, 2011

5 Reasons The Yuppies On The Brown Line Look So Depressed

My former colleague Ben Joravsky found himself on the Brown Line the other day, and made an observation that I think many of you will find familiar:

The train takes me through the heart of Emanuel country -- if Mayor Rahm has a fan base, this is it. Young professionals with iPods and other electronic gadgetry.

And here's my great discovery....

They're all miserable!

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