Being a Juggalo -- those most dedicated devotees of the horror-rap duo Insane Clown Posse -- seems like a satisfying lifestyle. You get to paint your face like a wicked clown, you get to jam out to bitchin' ICP tunes like "Miracles," "Santa's A Fat Bitch," and the group's collaboration with Jack White, "Leck Mich Im Arsch" (also featuring Mozart!).
Still, the day is sure to come when you'll want to leave your life as a Juggalo behind. These Twelve Steps To Juggalo Recovery can help guide you through this trying time.