10/07/2011 04:49 pm ET Updated Dec 07, 2011

Steve Jobs Obituary By 'The Onion': Last American Who Knew What The F*ck He Was Doing Dies

CUPERTINO, CA—Steve Jobs, the visionary co-founder of Apple Computers and the only American in the country who had any clue what the fuck he was doing, died Wednesday at the age of 56.

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