10/31/2011 08:48 am ET Updated Dec 31, 2011

Courtney Stodden: First Pumpkin Patch Now Brain Patch (PHOTO)

Oh me brains. Courtney Stodden already get in major trouble at pumpkin patch. Now she doing crazy things in zombie factory farm! Where she going to next? Vampire blood tree field?

For zombies who not knowing, Courtney very young, very tender-brained child wife of old man human actor. She ALWAYS doing crazy and very sexy thing. Zombie know how brain make you feel? That how Courtney Stodden make human man feel! Now yesterday she go to special brain patch and pick up two brain. If zombie feel dirty looking at young girl holding brain, DON'T LOOK! Very simple, many other sites on internet.

(Zombie who like Courtney, here is her twittering about brain. All kinds, Doug Brain, Sriracha brain, south california sunny side up brain. @CourtStoddenBrainz)

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