10/31/2011 10:28 am ET Updated Dec 31, 2011

Rahm Emanuel With Zombies (PHOTO)

Rahm Emanuel very powerful human saying bad word always. But he strong enough to fight zombie? Cannot be! Nice face but very small built. So why zombie sit behind him on L train like that? TOo cold? (Chicago get very cold). Maybe they is entire tiny population of vegan zombie? Or Maybe L train is when zombie like to relax. Maybe Chicago zombie very satiated on brain. Maybe Chicago a model for NATION. No zombie go hungry in wind CINTY.