11/09/2011 03:34 pm ET Updated Jan 09, 2012

Michelle Duggar's Uterus Resigns

Dear Mrs. Duggar,

It's me, your uterus. Excuse the formality but we need to have a serious talk. I hope you don't mind my writing you directly but honestly it was the only way I could think of at this point to get your attention. I resign.

I'm tired. I'm so so so tired. I'm done. I simply don't think I can do this again.