11/14/2011 01:28 am ET

15 Dumbest Things About Going To The Gym

There is only one guaranteed way to lose your triple chin or cheese gut: working out at the gym, a semi-public place where people try to avoid eye contact while grunting and secreting bodily fluids because, you know, we all want to look good in the buff.

But there is lots about the gym that is done, whether its locker rooms full of sweaty people airing out their genitals, or He-men moaning in pain and/or pleasure.

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