11/15/2011 01:59 pm ET Updated Nov 18, 2011

Colbert Warns Of Vodka Tampon Epidemic Among Teens (VIDEO)

Last night, Stephen Colbert finally addressed the subject on everyone's mind: Girls soaking their tampons in vodka and then inserting them in order to get drunk.

Other than the fact that it's a made-up urban myth, this is a big problem affecting youths all across the country. And Colbert is on it, warning his viewers to beware of the vodka-soaked tampon that one high school security guard claims is reaching epidemic proportions across America.

We think Colbert and his writers may have had a bit too much fun covering this topic, as it involves two of the most storied subjects near and dear to humorists: Alcohol and butt jokes.