You may think the nation's high unemployment is due to the recession, but that's not the whole story. Have you noticed that up to 35% of Americans now have tattoos on their face? Neither did we, but that's why "Onion News Network" is here to inform of us of these important things.
"Just because I clearly lack good judgement doesn't mean I won't make a good employee," argued one poor man with tribal designs covering nearly his entire face.
As you'll see in the hard-hitting segment above, the facial tattoo trend is forcing millions of Americans to forgo getting jobs -- and Joe Biden's not exactly helping things.
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