12/01/2011 04:45 pm ET

'Little Eric Reading A Poem': Weirdest Video We've Seen All Day

Meanwhile, somewhere else...

We just don't know what's going on here. Clearly it's some kind of celebration of vegetables, which we can get behind. Still, the costumes, the epic recitation, the look of determination on "little Eric's" face as he proclaims something momentous about cabbage... it just left us baffled, yet oddly hypnotized.

We do wish American children felt this strongly about their greens, though.