01/01/2012 10:03 am ET Updated Mar 02, 2012

Mayan Apocalypse 2012: Things We Need To See Happen Before It All Ends

From what we can gather, the world will not end in December of 2012. Not even the Mayans, who are credited with creating the calendar that birthed this apocalyptic myth, actually believe we're heading rapidly toward the end of days.

Still, even the notion of total earthly destruction got us thinking: if we had just one year left, what would we want to have happen in the world of entertainment? We'd sure need some distractions, and there are plenty of things we've either been waiting to see go down for years now, or just find too amusing to not include on a list of things we desperately want to occur.

Here's a sampling of our dream list; add your own in the comments! And Happy New Year!