01/06/2012 11:30 am ET Updated Mar 07, 2012

31 Unbelievable Maury Povich Screencaps

Over the past 20 years, Maury Povich has been the king of daytime television. And over the years, we've seen many different themes explored on Maury. No subject is too taboo: out of control teenagers, deformed people, shocking sex secrets, abusive partners, and people with fear of carpet samples, just to name a few. And if you've tuned in at all over the past fifteen years, it's highly likely you saw Maury administer a paternity test to a man who denies fathering any children. In most cases, this results in a celebratory shuffle that would make Kelley Washington's jaw drop.

With 3,000+ episodes in the can, it's difficult to say which moment was the show's craziest/worst, but these 31 screencaps are a good start. God help us all.