01/11/2012 12:17 pm ET Updated Jan 17, 2012

Courtney Stodden On Funny Or Die's 'The Donny Clay Show' With Jason Alexander (VIDEO)

Teen bride Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison are nothing if not self aware. They know their relationship makes our skin crawl and they're more than happy to us keep watching their ongoing train wreck.

Stodden -- who has referred to herself as an "inspiring actress" -- makes her debut in Funny Or Die's "The Donny Clay Show," alongside her husband and Jason Alexander.

Hollywood's ickiest May-December couple has plenty of experience discussing their relationship on daytime talk shows, but this time, life coach and talk show host Donny Clay is different... he doesn't judge.

Courtney has already proved her breasts are real with an ultrasound on "Lifechangers with Dr. Drew," but Alexander's character tells her he's not interested in her breasts, he cares about the "quality of her heart." Using an app on his phone, Alexander makes a show of essentially feeling up Stodden -- making us want to yell, "Dude, she's 17!"

Like most things having to do with Stodden, this sketch leaves you feeling like you really need a shower.