01/19/2012 03:29 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Longest Earrings Ever On Bund Magazine Cover (PHOTO, POLL)

There are some strange fashion statements we come across again and again: mullet dresses, for exmaple, or lace jumpsuits.

Here's one we hope doesn't get added to the roster: superlong earrings.

Chinese fashion and lifestyle magazine Bund put model Rachel Pouer on its latest cover, shown in brooding photos snapped by Oskar Cecere. We love her outfit but we're not so into the red tassel earrings, which are basically the longest we've ever seen. (Well, except for these.)

Now, in the spirit of full disclosure, this writer must admit a bias against any sort of any sort of extravagant ear baubles, given that she does not have pierced ears herself.

But if you happened to be the kind of gal who can pull off the long, fringed look -- say, Serena van der Woodsen or a Louis Vuitton model -- then by all means: dangle away.

Would you wear fringed ear baubles?

(Via DesignScene)