Now that the New York City Opera is back up and running, maybe they should consider this portly pizzamaker up in Farmingdale, New York as a guest performer?
Watch below as the pie-purveyor serenades the Stage Door East Deli and Pizzeria with a rendition of, well, we're not sure--but it's pretty.
"We told the cook it was our friend Nicole's birthday. He sang her a song. Show this man some love!" writes YouTube user twopacksagrave.