02/07/2012 01:02 pm ET

This Dramatic Reading Of A Facebook Comment Thread Is The Best (VIDEO)

Dramatic readings are a time-honored Internet tradition wherein people find the most inane, poorly-spelled, and otherwise goofy things they can track down on their social medias, and then give them the out of control serious theatrical interpretations they deserve.

Navy Seals of Comedy found this particular comment thread on a photo posted to a 7th grader's Facebook profile, and the only logical thing to do was parody it.

We don't know what we like more, Adam's secret crush on Keala, or Kelly's out-of-the-blue interjection, but we do know that Zach is not worth Keala's tears. It's time to move on, girl.

Via The Daily What