02/07/2012 01:05 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Jennifer Aniston InStyle Cover March 2012: Everyone Else Can Just Go Home (PHOTOS)

Most of the March mag covers are out: Eva Mendes on Marie Claire, Amanda Seyfried on the (newly redesigned) Glamour, Kylie & Kendall Jenner on Teen Vogue, Gwyneth on Harper's Bazaar, et al. (We haven't seen Vogue or Allure yet, although we know Kim Kardashian gets the Allure cover girl honor, and Vogue is probably going to be Adele, right?)

But hear our brave prediction: the new Jennifer Aniston InStyle March cover is going to trounce them all.

Why? Glad you asked!

1. One of her previous InStyle covers (February 2006) was already the best selling issue ever.

2. She's the top-selling celebrity face, according to Forbes. Out of, you know, ALL the celebrities.

3. And she's still selling, years after "Friends" sputtered to an end: her July 2011 Marie Claire cover was the best seller of the year.

It's not like the new Jennifer issue appears to have any salacious new quotes, from what we can tell -- she shoots down the feuding-with-Angelina rumors yet AGAIN -- but when it comes to newsstand sales, content doesn't seem to matter.

Face it, America: we simply love us some Jen Aniston.

Check out Jen's cover below, as well as the other March covers which will surely get buried at the newsstand amidst the Aniston frenzy.

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