02/14/2012 05:24 pm ET Updated Feb 14, 2012

What Should I Do With Lindsay's Dumb Lamp?

Lindsay has a lot of stuff that I would rather not give back to her. One of those things is this dumb lamp. Does anybody out there want it?

Just claim it in the comments below and I'll figure out some way to get it to you.

Alternatively, there are these options:

A NOTE FROM HUFFPOST VALENTINE'S DAY EDITORS LINDSAY AND TODD, WHO BROKE UP THIS MORNING: We're not letting today's personal issues affect the quality content we bring you every Valentine's Day! Still, if you want to know exactly how Todd Lindsay messed up, we are keeping a liveblog.