If only Jacob Lee Bovia thought with his head -- and not his fake penis.
Authorities in Maryland arrested the 28-year-old Annapolis man on Friday after receiving multiple complaints regarding an individual exposing himself to women on the Anne Arundel Community College campus.
Turns out, the suspect "simulated indecent exposure with a display of fake genitalia to women on several occasions at the college," the police report said, according to WUSA.
Bovia is accused of driving around the community college campus in his silver Honda Accord, exposing what appeared to be his private parts to unsuspecting female students, according to the Baltimore Sun.
Multiple women provided a description of the vehicle, and authorities eventually located Bovia, as well as his "fake genitalia," the Smoking Gun reported.
Bovia is charged with three counts of indecent exposure and two counts of disorderly conduct.
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