03/16/2012 03:52 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Plain Doughnuts Are 'Fake,' According To 12-Year-Old's Adorable Writing Exercise

Which one of the following four types of doughnut doesn't belong?

A) Glazed
B) Chocolate
C) Jelly
D) Plain

According to an opinionated, 127-word writing exercise by a 12-year-old girl, unearthed from Facebook by Buzzfeed, the answer is unequivocally D. She calls plain doughnuts "fake," at point getting so angry that she compares them to -- shudder -- bagels!

Here's the 12-year-old's full, adorable essay: