03/29/2012 09:54 am ET Updated Mar 29, 2012

Jessica Simpson Pregnant: Star Compares Baby To Bowling Ball

Can we get an "obviously?" The human formally known as Jessica Simpson was seen toting her huge pregnant body around at Fred Segal on Santa Monica Tuesday, where she reportedly said "I can't wear heels anymore... I tried but it was too hard. Wearing heels is a like a religion to me, so it's tough!"

US Magazine has the same source quoting Simpson comparing her baby to a heavy ball: "It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done."

Simpson says she gained 40 pounds during her pregnancy for her first child, with fiance Eric Johnson. In the meantime, the "Fashion Star" judge continues spewing out delightful one-liners, telling Jimmy Kimmel two weeks ago: "Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!"

Fear not, Jessica: If our math (and our eyes) is right, you're due to deliver that baby girl any second now.

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