04/02/2012 12:04 pm ET

What Girls Do In The Shower: Why Women REALLY Take So Long (VIDEO)

One of history's greatest unsolved scientific mysteries is why women take so much longer getting ready than men. Of course, one of the reasons it's unsolved is because nobody has bothered to ask women. But it's obviously just because of some mysterious, slightly unsettling act of nude femininity that men just don't want to know about, right?

The sketch group Dumbkowsky unveils why women take so long in this new sketch. Turns out that all of mens' worst nightmares about what women do when they aren't looking is absolutely, 100% correct.

Warning, the video is a little NSFW.

(via Best Week Ever)