Girls are strange, mystical creatures -- like unicorns with boobs. It's cool if dudes don't understand us, but it's a problem when we don't even understand ourselves. For our own peace of mind (and for the general safety of others), let's all -- guy or girl -- consider banning the following five inner dialogues from wreaking havoc on our already busy minds.
“Ryan Gosling is the perfect man. I must have him. Should I tragically not obtain him, however, I suppose I will settle for his real-life clone, who is inevitably out there somewhere.”