04/13/2012 09:00 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

JOKE: Satan And The Wall Street Guy

A Wall Street trader is sitting in his office late one night, when suddenly Satan appears across his desk.

“Who are you?” asks the trader?

“I’m Satan,” comes the response, “and I want your eternal soul.”

“Really?” says the trader. “And what do I get in return?”

“Everything you’ve always desired,” says Satan. “I will make you the most powerful man on the stock exchange, the King of Wall Street! You will be richer than your wildest dreams. You will have an army of chefs and servants ready to wait on you at any hour of the day, and only the most beautiful women on your arm. You will own chalets on five different continents, a fleet of yachts, private airplanes, and your own tropical island. I will make you the most successful and feared man on the planet!

The trader thinks for a moment, then asks: "Yeah, so, what's the catch?"

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