04/19/2012 07:05 am ET

'Toddlers & Tiaras' Contestant Wants 'To Dance On The Pole' (VIDEO)

Wednesday night's episode of “Toddlers & Tiaras” (Wed, 10 p.m. ET on TLC) featured the little girls competing for the title at the “Beautiful Me Disco” pageant.

Three-year-old Camarie was a real handful. The pageant director called her "a demon child," and her own mom called her "a brat."

However, the apple may not have fallen far from the tree, as Camarie's mom warned “You better watch out -- I’m gonna stab you in the chest. I’m not gonna stab you in the back.”

Maybe that’s why “Jersey Shore” star Pauly D called the show “gangsta” on Twitter.

Meanwhile, Camarie's rival, three-year-old Destiny, had this reaction to seeing staircase banisters: “I wanna dance on the pole!” Thankfully, her mother said no and managed to wrestle Destiny away from the banisters.

The questionable parenting choices continue on “Toddlers & Tiaras,” Wednesdays at 10 p.m. ET on TLC.

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