04/26/2012 10:24 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

JOKE: The Elated Husband

A husband rushes in the front door of his home, screaming out to his wife.

"I won the lottery! I won the lottery! Start packing!" he says.

"What should I pack?" his wife responds excitedly. "Summer clothes? Winter clothes?"

"Everything!" says the husband. "I want you out by 6 o'clock!"

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