05/17/2012 10:30 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

JOKE: The Naked Old Man

An old man was is taking a walk in the park when he spies anattractive, old woman sitting on a bench.

"Can you guess my age?" he asks her.

"Yes," she replies. “But first you will have to take off all your clothes."

Proud of his physique, the old man agrees and strips down.

"OK, that's done," he says. “Now, can you guess my age?"

"Yes," she responds, "but now I want you to dance around a little for me."

Sure of his strength, the old man consents.

"OK, that's enough," he says. "Now can you guess my age?"

"Well," says the old lady, "I would say you are three months shy of your 85th birthday."

"Wow, you're right!" says the astonished old man. "How did you know that?"

"You told me yesterday."

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