05/24/2012 09:11 am ET

An Interview With New Worcester Tornadoes DH Jose Canseco

Jose Canseco — slugger, steroids enthusiast, 21st-century performance artist — is trolling us. That much is obvious. But why, exactly, is he doing it? As I see Canseco robo-walking toward me one afternoon at a Newark ballpark, I have a feeling I'm about to find out.

"You're late," Canseco snarls.

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