06/12/2012 04:49 pm ET Updated Aug 12, 2012

7 People Who Need To Get Out Of The F#@king Way

Sometimes the universe brings people into your life who seem to know just what you need at that very moment, and then they stand right between you and that thing. There is a colorful term for one specific type of that person, namely "cockblocker," but there are a lot of other types whose blockage is aimed at things other than the union of genitals.