06/12/2012 12:42 pm ET Updated Jun 12, 2012

'Savage U': Dan Savage Visits Cornell & Crushes Our Rom-Com Fantasies (VIDEO)

Does love at first sight really exist on a college campus? According to sex columnist Dan Savage, the answer to that question is a resounding no.

In this week's all new episode of "Savage U" (Wed., 12 a.m. ET on MTV), Savage heads to Cornell University where he meets one college student who dreams of a perfect fairytale relationship ... that won't scare guys away.

"I dream of just going for the tong in the salad line and having another person reach for the tong and then we look at each other and it's love...," she rambles, before Savage sharply cut her off.

"That happens in movies," he says, shaking his head. "That's never going to happen. You got to stop watching romantic comedies. That cliche about male fear of intimacy crap is true... Guys get spooked."

Apparently, it's not just straight men either. "Gay men are like men," says Savage. "But with a little women stirred in."

Do you agree with Savage? Let us know in the poll below!

"Savage U" airs Wednesdays at 12 a.m. ET on MTV.

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