06/15/2012 07:46 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

JOKE: The New Bike

Two physics students bump into each other walking across campus. One of them is wheeling his shiny new bicycle along with him.

"Wow!” his friend says, “I really like your new bike!"

"Thanks,” says the first friend. “It was the strangest thing! I was walking across campus the other day and a beautiful young girl rode her bike up to me, got off, ripped off all her clothes, threw herself on the ground, and said 'Take whatever you want!'"

"Smart move," the friend replies. "There's no way her clothes would have fit you."

See More Laughs

Add Marlo On Facebook:

Follow Marlo on Twitter:


Weekly Newsletter

Sign up to receive my email newsletter each week - It will keep you up-to-date on upcoming articles, Mondays with Marlo guests, videos, and more!

Sign up here