06/18/2012 08:19 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

JOKE: The $300 Deal

A guy meets a woman in a bar.

“This is your lucky night,” the woman says, “I’ve got a
special offer for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long
as you can say it in three words.”

The guy smiles. “Hey, why not?” he says, then pulls his
wallet out of his pocket and lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, one at
a time.

“OK,” he says slowly, “Paint…my…house.”

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