06/27/2012 08:06 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

JOKE: The First Date

A college student scrapes together every penny he can find to go on a date with a woman he likes. Then he borrows his roommate’s car, picks up his date at her parent’s house, and takes her to a nice restaurant for dinner. During the evening, he grows more and more frustrated, as she proceeds to order the priciest items on the menu: fancy mixed drinks, lobster, champagne, the works. Finally, he can’t stay silent any more.

“Does your mother feed you like this at home?” he blurts out.

”No,” she replies with a smile. “But my mom isn’t trying to get me into bed."

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