1. Dress Like a College Guy
You are 33 years old, single and in an established career which pays enough for you to afford that shoe factory turned modern loft. Regardless of your established lifestyle, you should look like you just finished studying for a midterm.
2. Spontaneously Sing Songs You Supposedly Don’t Recognize
Be able to bust into ironically bad songs. Do this in an endearingly dorky yet charming manner and when your female counterpart is feeling sullen, overly contemplative, or even upset with you. Don’t forget to hit that infamous high note and work in some retro dance moves.