08/14/2012 09:28 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

JOKE: Drunk In A Bar

The owner of a bar came home and, just as he put down his coffee, he heard the phone ring. A drunken voice asked, "What time do you plan to open your bar?"

The owner answered, "I just closed! I'll open again at noon!" With that, he hung up.

The phone rang again. It was the same drunk on the line. "What time did you say you open?"

"Noon, I told you!"

The phone rang again. "This is your old buddy again. What time you open?"

"I told you three times. Noon! Noon! Why are you so anxious to get into my bar?"

The drunk said, "In? I just wanna get out!"

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