08/15/2012 12:08 pm ET Updated Aug 15, 2012

Animals Attack Reporters On Live TV (EXPLICIT LANGUAGE)

The video above has cats, bears, ostriches, lizards, chickens, flies and elephants… And they’re all attacking local news reporters! Still not sold that you need to drop everything you’re doing and watch this video right now? Well, what if we were to tell you that there’s a panda in there, too?

There’s a panda in there, too! If you wouldn't pay good money to be gently mauled by a panda, then there's possibly something wrong with you. While we certainly don't advocate for animals attacking humans, fortunately all of these reporters survived. Don't think we'll be reporting next to a bear anytime soon, though.



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