08/15/2012 02:17 pm ET

I Suck As A Mother Because I Can't Freaken' Wait For My Kids To Go Back To School

NBC News is making me feel extra shitty today by showcasing asshole parents who are sad about their kids going back to school. These assholes CRY at the bus stop. When their kids have been on summer vacation they have partook in spontaneous family outings and things called “hugging days” where they would sit on the couch and watch TV and hug.

Disclaimer: I love my kids more than anything in the world.

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