08/17/2012 02:01 pm ET

"Tiny Diamonds Are Great Because You Know What? No One Will Ever Try to Steal It!"

I was watching an old episode of Grey's Anatomy the other day, the one where George and Callie elope in Vegas like two days after George's dad died. Izzy did the obligatory, "Well let me see the ring!" So Callie put out her hand, and Izzy pulled it closer, and closer, and ooooonce more closer, before squinting and announcing with a fake smile, "Tiny diamonds are great because you know what? No one will ever try to steal it." Ouch