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08/21/2012 11:06 am ET Updated Oct 21, 2012

Everything I Need To Know, I Learned From 'Clueless'

Besides DJ Tanner, when I was a child, the prettiest woman in the world to me was Alicia Silverstone. Not only did I love Clueless, but I loved Aerosmith, and she was in, like, ALL of their videos. (Puh-lease don't fact check me, because she quite possibly could have only been in one video.) Clueless is most def one of those movies that is way funnier when you get older, but you know what, I was an incredibly mature kid who just thought Dionne was really pretty, so I still enjoyed watching it. Without further ado:

EINTKILF Clueless

1. "You divorce wives, not children."
I must admit, and it is a total '90s movie thing (which is my whole world, basically), that I love Cher's dad because he is a total grumpy old man who has a heart of something more expensive than gold. He tells Cher, after defending why Josh still comes to the house, that children are way more important than wives, more or less. I have to say, I totally agree, because, you know...bros before yadda yadda yadda. It is like that stupid saying, but way more impactful.

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